Meeeeow! Or whatever sound it is a leopard makes… Nashville’s Heavy Cream played second at the Bottom of the Hill on Wednesday for the first of MANY Burger Boogaloo events this week. Jessica (pictured here) prowled around the stage singing, screaming and spitting into a fury of hard rockin’ milky goodness.

Shannon & the Clams kicked it all off. Cody (aka King Lollipop) delivered the Buddy Holly meets Mortimer Mouse treasures.

Nobunny held the third position (and his left nipple). The bunny can’t be stopped. He continues to churn out buckets of Ramones-esque ditties but with his signature nipple twist.

Hunx & his Punx finished off the crowd (a veritable who’s who of the Bay Area garage underwurld including Ty Segall, Emily Epstein and Cookie Wolf!). The band (including Shannon Shaw) wore matching spotted outfits and grotesque clown lipstick. Verrry niiice.

I can only dream that little Burger Records from Fullerton California will soon take over the world, one $5 cassette at a time. Pure genius. I am a Burger Girl!

The Boogaloo continues virtually non-stop until early Monday morning. You got something better to do?